A funny skeleton named Skelly had a knack for buying and selling crypto coins, even though his portfolio was as bare as his ribcage. With his bony fingers flying over his laptop, he invested in a coin called $Skelly just before it skyrocketed. Soon, Crypton was the richest skeleton in the graveyard, laughing as he bought himself a solid gold rib cage and diamond-encrusted phalanges. His ghostly buddies couldn’t believe their empty eye sockets as Crypton threw lavish underground parties, paying in Bitcoin for endless rounds of ghostly cider. From then on, he became known as the first crypto millionaire of the afterlife, proving that even skeletons can make a killing in the market.